Self-Flatulation, Toot Suite
There is an old joke about a flatulent man who goes to the dentist with a bum tooth. The dentist says that, naturally, the problem is that he is passing wind, especially one that makes an odd noise and rhymes with yonder. “Why,” asks the man? “Because you have a cavity,” says the dentist, “and abcess makes that fart go honder.” (har har har).
Farting…everyone does it. Yet this perfectly normal bodily function has become the butt of so many jokes and gags. That's why farting jokes are as old as the stars. Even the inventor of Italian modern literature, Dante Alighieri, slipped some wind into his verse when he wrote of “angels with bottoms like trombones” in Inferno.
You don’t have to be an aspiring poet or make a wind instrument into a gaseous metaphor for some airy entertainment. Now there are farting games so you can let loose without chasing away your friends. If you feel like being a real farty pants or your nickname is Windy, pass the gas test with Perfect Fart and shoot for a five-star experience. Or if you feel too inhibited to cut the cheese in public, try to hold it in while playing Elevator Fart.
Even Father Christmas gets to have a go with Santa Fartypants as you help him deliver presents through the chimneys using his gas-propelled pants. The more gaseous food types he eats, the more fueled up he is.
So listen to your fart and have blow-out fun with these online fart games.